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Funny Stuff
Entries that Keep Us Laughing |
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| Even worst enemies need gum |
READ A BOOK! |
Ol' Wooden Teeth is Hungry! |
Yes. You get one dollar. |
Bye, George. |
| helluva car |
Tooth Fairy Exists--Hard Evidence |
Washing Bills |
From Gross To Classy |
My hopes are thwarted |
| Look what crawled into the party! |
Hold Her Steady |
The end of Winnie |
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE... |
A "corny" bill |
| Ate a cricket |
You gotta love this crowd!!! |
Well, DUH! |
He's not my uncle! |
George goes to the emergency room. |
| That sucker's gonna pop! |
This bill stinks! |
Probably Collectable |
George gets the last laugh |
Who wrinkled my dollar? |
| WE DONT NO EITHER. |
Tooth Fairy is -very- generous. |
Tell us how you really feel! |
This is why I use waterproof ink! |
What this guy does to my bills! |
| God just dropped money from heaven |
Now THAT'S odd! |
...not the "bad" positive |
"Sold" Brain to Science |
What do you expect from Mex food?!? |
| George reaches his climax. |
George serves multiple websites?? |
Georgers need facelift surgery? |
Why not buy him some ex-lax? |
Natural circulation... |
| Why not ask him out?? |
Yo ho ho! It's the Georgin' Pirate |
Stinky George |
Ironic 711 Bill |
Rip van George?? |
| I don't usually "rank&quo |
Gotta be clean by now! 4 times?!?! |
hanke - panke? |
....an obvious gambling problem ... |
Aging George eaten by worms |
| What? Did Huggy Bear enter this? |
Giving 100% at work |
Is that Chechen or chicken? |
George keeps on ringing ... |
What? Never saw an orange Tom? |
| Long Island is filthy |
Boyfriend not listening to you? |
I wonder why |
A Most Unusual Birth |
George only has male friends ... |
| Bald men tip well. |
more ironic than funny ... |
The Shrinking Dollar Lives! |
Are We Talking About A Vehicle? |
Abe is naughty |
| George, you frisky devil! |
Did Shakespeare Find This Bill? |
Yes As A Matter Of Fact... |
George Visits Another Quik Trip |
George is lonely |
| Cool boss! |
Yo' Momma! |
Grand total: $5.05 |
How do you recognize that? |
Er, that's what we asked *you* |
| George helps a man discover himself |
Young and smooth, I work on a PC |
And you thought Bozo was original? |
Inflation, schminflation. |
Yeah, Mom's pretty smooth, actually |
| Thanks for the report, Gramps! |
As evidenced by your entry here. |
Twyla Tharp and Barishnokoff? |
You traded her for just a DOLLAR?? |
Georges stalker!! |
| Where's Fred? |
Before or after you were done?? |
This must be Italian sarcasm. |
Mike Tyson's bill! |
Good use of similies here. |
| George goes to the dogs! :) |
Wow, REALLY??? |
*That's* where my Big Mac went |
Then how did you know to come here? |
Kathleen's Oxymoron. |
| I think you just did... |
The "special" ingredient is...? |
Georging sheep!! |
Could be a case of the DT's |
Uncle Charlie is the Tooth Fairy! |
| Oops... wrong bottle again. |
Burger King says "You're Welcome!" |
And then the Quaaludes kicked in... |
When ya gotta go... |
The password is: "George" |
| Like winning the Revolutionary War? |
Banana-fana-Fofita!! |
Well, George *is* a hottie. |
Schizo Georging!! |
Yep, a Haunted Corn Maze... |
| Unlucky George |
Wait till you start paying taxes! |
Yo Quiero George?? |
The Never Ending Story Continues... |
A.K.A. - Wealthy Poodle |
| Well, *I* think I'm beautiful. |
Word, G. |
And you think your day was bad?? |
Going Soft... |
I promise, it wasn't me! |
| Well.. does he? |
Frankenstein enjoyed his lunch |
How many women have told me this... |
You can only really rent it anyway |
Matt Drudge checks in |
| A Streetcar named George |
He always has that look,BlankieBoy! |
Cause he banks at Loony National |
So, what's up?? |
Yeah, that's the same one... |
| Is this *your* kids teacher? |
Well, you do, apparently. |
Spinoff of "Everyone loves Ray" |
That lack of zeroes is a clue. |
Some sort of Zen Word Problem?? |
| Gee, have I heard that one yet? |
Things You'd Yell at Bozo. |
The sad effect of Public School |
How about my shirts too? |
Mr. High Roller - Low Tipper |
| You guys ate a cat? |
I woulda opted for the G-string |
Your waiter, "Johnny Tightlips" |
Ooo! I'm telling Mrs. Sambrano |
Wanna know what I can do for $50? |
| Both of whom were gone in the AM |
Limbaugh? Geddy Lee? |
AKA - his new house. |
I asked - they all said "sure!" |
Er... as opposed too...? |
| Maybe you should get a new friend. |
Yeah, well just wait for sex ed!! |
Nothing wrong with that |
Abe's still beautiful on the inside |
Some kind of euphamism?? |
| Yeah, adults do that too. |
And all I got was this lousy bill! |
Maybe you should just get a job |
Insert sound of whip cracking here |
I'm worried. |
| We heard you the first time!!! |
I do "speak" Spanish... |
Yea, we get that a lot here. |
I hope that's pizza sauce! |
Is out of state shipping included? |
| Where's Tyrone? |
We can't believe it either... |
My wife has both those outfits ;) |
George is innocent!! I knew it!! |
That Amish look is in |
| And he'll win every time! |
Won the duel, but not on the $10! |
Why not just use two hands? |
Wait.. what was the question?? |
Wow.. that *is* a graveyard shift! |
| You don't know where it's been! |
George survives a poker game |
So you're saying you're bored? |
Of those choices, I'll take "dirt" |
Um, ok... "Hell Yah." |
| And how exactly can you tell?? |
And yet oddly, we *are* jealous |
Dollar dispenser in the toilet?? |
I prefer the "Original" recipe |
Run, George, Run!!!! |
| Today's prize - one dollar! |
Is *that* who that is??? |
A fishy ATM hit. |
Yes, you won! Prize: One Dollar!! |
Ike Turner's other bill. |
| Sounds like me !!! = ) |
Blame it on the Tequilla! |
George's lips are sealed! |
Went to town, riding on a pony. |
They make forks for that... |
| The procedure only cost $1 ?? |
I'll pass, but thanks. |
No. But you get to keep the $100!! |
It also tends to get stinky. |
Just a House-Husband |
| "Um, yeah is your fridge running?" |
You mean milk, right? |
Ike Turner's new bill. |
Home of the "Evil Lunch" |
Your Narrator, George Washington. |
| Abe goes dancing! Or swimming? |
"Eat at SVBGH"!! |
Doh! It could've had 4 hits by now! |
But he passed out, missed his stop! |
Does anyone else smell Astro-Glide? |
| I didn't know they sold those! |
Andy makes a new pal! |
First name: Wiener. |
George feels better now... |
What does "special" mean in Chinese |
| Vacuum George? |
The bill or the pizza? |
At least he's Spot Free! |
George envy? |
...give cheese a chance... |
| The Critic |
One Lucky Buck! |
We don't be tokkin southern heah. |
And I can spell it too: Taxidermist |
Nature calls, and mom is loved! |
| Gee.. we all like you though... |
From pansies to panties.. |
Let's find a more quiet saloon... |
Please Don't Drink and George |
Start with a "Healthy" breakfast! |
| That's me!!! Not George !!! |
Abe's head is huge! |
Wild and Crazy...and Wet |
George drinks?? |
How bad does it stink? |
| Please send more money, thanks |
Creepy website |
Weird Westy 3 Hitter |
College Fun and Marshmallows |
Sexy George |
| Thanks for clarifying that for us.. |
It's All In The Family |
Guess They Both Have Wrinkles... |
Get this woman some chocolate! |
Perhaps a little too excited... |
| Abe Wipes Out |
Money saving ideas |
Oh dear...Bubba and his brother! |
George doesn't smell too good |
A tale of lust--in a user note! |
| Andy on a date with two hotties |
Holding MONEY for ransom?? |
What did you just call me? |
A Real Jekyll & Hyde |
He Who Hesitates ... |
| Studly Jackson |
Does that come with Sum Yung Gai? |
Everyone's a comedian. |
Duh |
Watch What You Eat... |
| My Mama??? |
McDonalds and Strippers. uuuhhh |
No drunk hitchhikers ever again! |
Bought Me Nothing But Trouble |
Dedicated to the one I love |
| Fishy story |
Ice Cream Man insulted |
Burrito Loanshark releases George |
Please send more money |
No more hits for this Tom |
| This Bill Really Delivered! |
Generous... Not Quite. |
Zing went the strings |
George goes to a happy place... |
Tom obeys fish & game laws |
| Canned Squid |
I see George People... |
George Saves a Life |
Healthy George |
He's Snow Blind |
| Too much time |
The Hillary Clinton Special |
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Lost and Found
Have you seen my Georges? |
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| Milan, MINNESOTA |
Started with hard times, got LOST |
Pleeeeease! Just Go Away! |
Found in a Johnstown John! |
A Slight Case of Amnesia |
| Airplane Bathroom Occupied |
george or the pocket? |
Washed up in the rain! |
Left in an Empty Office |
Really found where he says, I bet! |
| Does Klinger "Drive" in a skirt? |
Wash and Spend! |
Strip bar to abandoned office! |
Hope the dog is OK! |
Such a dilemma - Better "Blog" it! |
| You found it where???? |
Found on the Ground |
Will Susan find it? |
Found in a strange place |
I doubt Osama has a George account |
| Fits the category. |
Found in the Dirt |
This bill found in CO...someplace.. |
Dry Bill |
Need Some A1 with that Bill? |
| In a rabbit warren |
Well, how DOES it look now? |
Thanks for specifying! |
This bill was better off lost |
I get no respect. |
| How about $599,000 change back? |
A guy's gotta go, doesn't he? |
Can it be spent in Heaven? |
52 times? |
Let's go walk in the Park! |
| Lost at O'Hare airport |
Found in a handbag full of... |
Lost and found in Canada |
On the Sidewalks of New York |
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Detailed Descriptions
George is in the details - Here are the deliberately detailed descriptions we've seen! |
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| lets see...food, zip, weather, date |
no duhhh! |
Party Animal George |
Innocents Abroad |
Dead critters bill |
| Fire cracker dude |
This one has a DRINK RECIPE |
Good Riddance! |
George needs a trim |
Could be 3 Bill Report Categories! |
| Magic circus act! |
This Boss is a Flasher! |
Subtle, like you want it |
Handy arrows gets job done |
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Secret Places
Hits on Hidden Bills |
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| Calico Sweat Lodge George |
Bill concealed in 3 locations |
Store stash |
Wives do not do this ...Do they?! |
VERY long trip to end up at... |
| The Count lives here |
Pirates' Treasure at the Library |
Quite a trip but quite a mystery... |
One Bond and a Mata Hari please... |
Is this YOUR kid ??? |
| A little bit of privacy please! |
Why would anyone look here? |
In a book that made its way north |
Sexy...DNA?? Oh my! |
Couch Potato |
| Hidden in a Book |
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Criminal Intent
George Has the Right to Remain Silent |
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| Druggie evicted |
Cocaine and Monica Lewinsky |
Cocaine and Monica Lewinsky |
Theft, to beer cart, to church |
It all ends up in TRUE CRIME BOOKS |
| Two rowdy drunk guys arrested |
Fled North Dakota, jailed in Alaska |
Mekong Machinations |
This isn't Sesame Street. |
George goes to the local jail |
| Proof that money is wasted |
Spent to buy 10 pounds of weed |
Payment for sex - with a cop? |
Some people just ain't right! |
DHS/TSA Agent Buys Coke |
| Out of pocket expense? |
George is helping people get high. |
Jacked it? |
Drug money! |
Beer to go, and a drug deal! |
| Bloody George |
A Fin for a Nickel Bag |
just another dumb driver |
George does time in Jail! |
America's Booming Economy |
| Thai, anyone? |
that amazing drug? not for him |
It sure wasn't where *I* spent |
From Grandma then Got Stoned |
Nobody wants to see your butt! |
| Lunch = Weed? |
First offense you get Death penalty |
Serial Killer? |
It's not a problem for a Georger |
A "fedral offense" |
| Weed deal George |
The jig is up! |
We COULD send a postal inspector... |
Did she or didn't she? |
"profitable" non-taxable |
| Roberts? |
Go to jail. Do not pass go... |
Well, let us know if you do. |
Defacement is bad, but smack is ok! |
Twenty singles also work. |
| Buying cocaine. |
Expanding one's Mind |
Matt gets burgled! |
George has information to give up |
No Slurpees were harmed. |
| We also took his candy. |
Martha Stewart's revenge!! |
Casey Jones |
crack dealer dollars |
Stolen Bush Magnet |
| Wow, does he KNOW the lingo! |
Yo, what the shizzle?? |
Leave Michael Jackson alone! |
George visits the nasal passages. |
Better than an actual crack |
| I used to do that with Pepsi. |
George in the pokey. |
Good Jamaican in Jamaica? |
I am not going to lie to you... |
I got it in a drug deal |
| Part of a narcotics transaction |
Up His Nose... |
Is George Looking for a Nickel Bag? |
Dude, my George is in Humboldt... |
Kidnapped! (by bad spellers!) |
| Beat Up the Drug Dealer? |
Cheap Drugs? Should save your $$.. |
People just don't get it!! |
From Shoney's to jail... |
Drunk Sailors Beware! |
| George is Held Hostage for an Abe! |
Jailed after obedience school |
George went to jail... |
Underage Drinking |
Never trust a Georger! |
| The Evils of Panhandling |
George got lit! |
Gone to jail in stinky pockets! |
A Texas Outlaw Strikes |
It's my story and I'm stickin to it |
| 3am at Metro PD in DC |
Damn. . .a dime bag for a dollar? |
Snoop Doggy Georgavizzle |
Who pays with ones?!? |
Couldn't She Keep the Change? |
| Slight Memory Problem |
Dead Drug Addicts, Dead Presidents |
George killed my dog |
Jailhouse George |
You have to buy socks in jail |
| George is under Investigation! |
Long arm of the law |
Busted! |
Right From My House! |
George was Kidnapped! |
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Religious Experience
Tracking the Reverent Georges |
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| Bible Thumper |
Wycliffe Bible Translators. |
The Cult of George |
God will wait a week |
Did it for the money |
| Food and Football: Praise the Lord! |
Right behind Jonah |
George of the Saints |
George visits the Catholic Church |
A warning to the demon possesed. |
| ...I just play one on stage. |
Show me holy Schwarzenegger! |
The Modern Pantheon |
Christian itinerary |
Indians bring back old gods? |
| A very "Saintly" George |
Who's next -John, Paul, or Geo |
Religious Experience to Criminality |
The Hippies go to church! |
Darn... I NEEDED a Heaven hit! |
| I didn't know he had a wallet. |
A Saint of a bill |
George does a good deed and eats. |
Church Offering....in Dover |
God loves Georgers! |
| Naked George gets religion |
George on a mission |
Found in collection (not stolen!) |
Convert for the Church of George? |
In a Collection Plate |
| A church collection plate bill |
Could it be...Satan? |
Making the Church richer |
From my Stamp to God's Ears... |
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Naked Georges
George Gets Around |
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| husband oughta be ashamed |
Wish it were my fingers doing the.. |
Boss's girls are *very friendl |
Long trip to end up at. |
Booze and Naked Chicks |
| free advertising |
tipping the customer? XXX |
George at the gay bar |
At the Gentleman's Club!!! |
This one's a DOUBLE |
| Nodak strippers work HARD |
from a strip club... |
Them tollbooth guys sure are dirty! |
Singles from an ATM? ..there? |
Maybe she's a part-time farmer |
| She did what? |
Disgruntled |
George goes to topless bar |
Cheap price. Cheap price. |
This Lincoln knows his stuff |
| Katherine's Dirty Money |
Oops, you dropped something... |
He had some self control! |
Leave it to Beaver(ton)... |
Hubby's "Business" Tip |
| George missed out on the fun |
From strip club to church in 5 days |
Naked AND rumpled |
Naked George goes out and gets beer |
George works up a sweat |
| First Co-Op Peepshow |
Kind of a Drag... |
LeatherMaster George |
The town's name says it all! |
Change from a Colts fan??? |
| Danica the Naked Georger |
Strip for Candy |
Wives need it too... I guess |
His day job must be painting... |
Peaches, Beer, and Mixed Messages |
| THAT'S what I call willpower! |
Bill Report from a Pimp?? |
Have a Coke and a smile |
I guess the nose knows... |
Hard to believe? Not for us. |
| Grorgr finds himsrlf a stripprr... |
Fun tonight, bent tomorrow... |
A selfless and generous donation! |
This bill smelled nice |
George daughter & direct hit |
| Wild Stamping Dancer Hits My Note |
Was he a Chippendale? |
Diamond Dolls |
I'm Ashamed! |
Dude, is that your mom? |
| Strip Club! |
En route to a stripper |
Received from a stripper |
Entered by a Stripper |
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G-String Georges
Lies and the Lying Liars that Tell Them...! |
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| bill note |
where will he go? |
The Girl Gave HIM This |
This Guy's Been Busy (Don't Ask) |
From "south of town" to G |
| Think Big |
Found in girlfriend's thong |
Found in cleavage! |
George is helping spread H.I.V. |
I hear George visits exotic dancers |
| I hear george gets drunk at the bar |
Earning an honest living |
right time, THONG place |
Just doing an honest day's wor |
A dirty, naked, natural George. |
| Yeah, sure you did, big boy.... |
Naked George of a different sort |
Hot customer!! |
Training the Next Generation |
Nice Juggs? |
| Happy Halloween George! |
George's Girlfriend Gets Around |
Friend of George, not of the girls. |
Sibling Revelry? |
I'm guessing you're Steve |
| George is gonna get down and dirty! |
You almost got lucky, George |
The usual comment, heard it before. |
That's probably good advice |
From Rush's mouth to your thong! |
| Strippers, Sister, Sniffing & Coke |
Gawd I love Mertyl! |
Hairy, Vito, Pet Store! & Naked |
All the info, plus a recommendation |
George was on 8 mile! |
| Stringing Along |
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Surviving the Shredder
George Escapes the Ultimate Fate |
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| Saved after a long journey! |
Made it out of the casino! |
Escaped from the ATM |
As luck would have it-it survived! |
The Big Wallet in the sky |
| Lincoln avoids getting shredded. |
George was going off to jail. |
Sneaked out with the gang! |
A Quiet Escape from the Bank |
George Bond Escapes The ATM |
| Tom pulled from certain peril |
Don't Shred Me Yet! |
Survived a stint in Fleet Bank |
If we Cross our Fingers, maybe... |
Escaped the bank for a fourth hit |
| In and Out of the Bank! |
$2 Bill Flees Bank in Michigan! |
Bank Escapee George |
Escaped from a bank in Hampstead NH |
Rescued from mutilation |
| Another daring rescue for George!! |
4 hits & started out worn |
Burned Abe..quick escape! |
Taped and crooked Abe |
Andy Escaped the ATM Twice! |
| This New Ben Escapes the Bank! |
Bank Escape from Angry Teller! |
Rescued in Rescue, CA...... |
Another George Sneaks Away |
Pizza Andy escapes the bank |
| Trying to avoid its fate |
George has been told goodbye but... |
I left my George, in San Francisco |
Andy escapes 3 times from the bank! |
George escapes due to disguise |
| It's Just So Hard to Burn a George |
Removed from Circulation Today |
In the Mutilated Money Pile |
Deleted from Existence |
Getting my own back from the bank! |
| Bank Hopper |
John Deere Green |
Rescued from the |
Andy Escapes from a Bank! |
Drugged & Shredded |
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Spoilsports
There are George Bashers amongst us... |
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| good except.... |
To make you ask why. |
caught by the boss |
HIGHLY illegal felony |
Tom Obliterated |
| The Texas Martinet |
500 bills? Crazy! |
Bank disses WG |
You soiled my currency! |
Not me. |
| Don't bet on it! |
Excellent except... |
Useful Idiot |
4 Quarters Make a Dollar |
Who gives permission to deface? |
| Those Foreign Spoilsports! |
Crap! Crap! Whaddaya mean crap! |
For Emotional Trauma? |
So crazy I had to join right in! |
Citizen's Arrest! |
| Dirty Money |
Ugly kid george |
It's in our best interests... |
A Frustrated Georger |
Yea, it is kinda hard to do this |
| Must you insult me? |
Looks like its last hurrah for real |
You can track your children, too! |
Delicately Defaced! |
New Yawker George |
| What did we ever do to you? |
No value at all? |
Am I the only one??? |
New to "horrible" in 24 days |
Don't hold 'u' breath! |
| We'll see about THAT! |
Guess you have this "knid" |
I'd bet you're real fun at a party! |
burnout loser in TN |
In George's power - don't |
| I Don't Write... I Stamp! |
Slept for 2.5 years, then shredded. |
Not if I were a Bank Teller! |
Abe-Haters!!! |
Mr. Sunshine! |
| To annoy people like yourself. |
Carrollton Dawg's gets busted! |
And yet, you're participating. |
Spoilers make the Eater Bunny sad! |
The Anti-Spoilsport?? |
| Shuffling off this mortal coil??? |
And thanks for wasting ours! |
Word, Homey. |
Without which, you wouldn't be |
Thanks for the hit though... |
| Mike, they're on to you. |
Well, yeah.. that's the idea!! |
Farewell, poor George!! :( |
Tell them Hank says "Hi!" |
Farewell, Geroge. |
| What a weenie. |
Oh no, here I am again...:) |
Money Heaven |
Good Bill; Bad Handwriting |
Lookin' for some Dirt Bags |
| You Jerks |
It can't be that bad... |
Leave George alone! |
Y2K--The end is near! |
Covered in Graffiti |
| Hey, who you callin' ugly!? |
She's the Secret Service, ya know |
Good, except... |
Get over it! |
I See Deface on DeMoney |
| Sicko! |
I love this country |
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Captive Georges
We've got him, and we're keeping him! |
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| Banished to the piggy bank |
10 month hiatus |
stolen from "THE SISTER" |
Hmmm....20 minutes/mile... |
100th birthday |
| I could have walked this far faster |
He is never going to spend it. |
Found it in a car I repoed |
George In Jail (ND Bites) |
Lunch Line George |
| Because it's BUY NOTHING DAY |
Running for his life, CAPTURED! |
from Kirkland Washington |
Kirkland Washington |
Now, Now |
| Hahahahahha! (deviously uttered...) |
Jebeldo McBiggels |
Serial Keeper 3 |
Serial Keeper 2 |
Serial Keeper 1 |
| He's cute and I'm keeping |
HORDER !!!!! |
From Honolulu to Baghdad |
George releases someone from JAIL |
Never Ever Ever? |
| You have 24 hours to comply! |
NW doesn't allow tippers! |
Pinned up against the wall |
Did you gamble your english away? |
Hangin' at the Beachside Bar |
| Two Years in a Drawer |
emergency bill |
Going to the evidence locker |
Over 4 years asleep |
Another state within a state |
| Captive in Texas |
A little more than 2 years slept |
What was the holdup? |
Hmm...painted what color? |
Sicily to England? |
| Abe's journey ends prematurely |
Purpose = defeated |
Oh No! Let it Go! |
Hanging out in Belgium |
Where nobody will ever see it again |
| Maybe, but he *hates* to fly!! |
Never say Never. |
Or until he gets thirsty. |
Sec of State's prisoner exchange |
House arrest, but still Captive! |
| My Nashville Souvenir |
Sorry America... |
Dreaming of America... |
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George Loves Bank Tellers
And some Bank Tellers Love George too! |
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| Shouldn't the student be a Geo |
Chatterbox Teller |
George postive tellers! |
These tellers got the MOTHERLODE |
George's been to the bank |
| from Newport Oregon |
I've fallen for a Teller |
Bank2Bank |
From the Vault |
Another Bank Teller We Love! |
| Not a Downer for this escapee! |
Came over with 649 buddies! |
This $20 caught the teller's eye! |
Alex is outta this bank! |
This Alex Escaped the Bank Twice! |
| Bank of America Closet Georger! |
Escape from 1000 miles away... |
Saved From the Vault |
Georgette?? Going East for Xmas |
No bank robbery just a nice cashier |
| In the face of trouble, keep cool! |
Citizens Bank is George-Friendly |
Not a George Basher |
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Poor Boys
Old Bills Never Die... They Just Cash In! |
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| Check Account Scraping Bottom |
Second hand underwear |
Man, can, a plan |
From brie cheese to the SCRAPYARD |
One bill saves two butts |
| "America's rural ghetto&q |
How fitting! |
La Poort |
Ratty Ratty |
Spared his life |
| No money left!!! Sorry!!! |
Off to the plastic surgeon... |
...or just through hell.... |
Pepsi, please. |
Yep. Definitely Flimp. |
| But maybe not as unhappy now... |
Downtrodden George takes a Bath! |
The worst bill ever |
|
Enthusiastic!!! Georgers!!!
It doesn't get BETTER than THIS!!! |
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| Helping Tom stay neat |
Calling all Nerds |
Shopping spree |
Left his georgestamp for a TIP! |
Hope you have more!!! |
| Patriotic George-God Bless America |
The Enchanted City! (Yep...) |
Thank you Dedicated anon Georger! |
Peace? OK. Grease? OK. biatches?!? |
George will multiply like a rabbit |
| Reefer 'Hide the Kids' Madness |
Man! 3 in a week! |
Can you feel the love? |
Isn't that lovely? Mmmm? |
Now That's The Spirit |
| Beautiful Abe |
Um, you supplying the cows? |
Sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G |
He sent her to France |
Its just a five dollar bill! |
| Smooth and Full Bodied! |
Hank likes my 4th of July special!! |
They Like Me! They Really Like Me! |
You hear that? I'm awesome! |
Chelsea finds her 3rd George! |
| Woohoo! $2.50! |
We're glad you liked it. |
Curb your enthusiasm. |
We wish you luck! |
Quick! Before the moment passes! |
| ¿!¿!¿!¿ |
1/136th of Good Luck anyway! |
4) THANKS! |
Set George freeeeeee |
George finds a friend |
| Awesome! |
I love you guys! |
I'm having so much fun!!! |
I like it!! |
...testament to human unity... |
| Can that really be holy? |
Wheee!!! |
George Drinks Lemonade |
But maybe not better than third... |
Coolistic! |
| Wow!!! |
The ultimate compliment |
|
Hungry Georges
They eat pizza, they eat subs, they're Hungry gang! Hungry Georges! |
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| $5 buys a meal |
George Loves "Big Boy" |
Bacon-Cheeseburgers |
Lunch, breakfast, then PIZZA |
Pizza, then tacos |
| Ate twice AND a food ritual |
So hungry he ate twice |
A Sweet Tooth for Sure! |
Apologies to the server! |
NY to OH via Uno Chicago Grill |
| Seems to like to be spent for food |
Ice cream trucks are evil? |
He likes them sandwiches |
Burger, burger...vegan? |
Pizza, pizza. Zion, Zion!! |
| Fiesta El La Taco Bell |
10 second rule: Tasted good? |
Three entries...three restaurants! |
It's Mexican food again! |
George likes barbeque. |
| Yum...health food! |
Nice doggie |
Dinner order - yuck |
... never enough Chinese ... |
You're Welcome |
| More turkey please? |
George Loves Mexican Food |
Burger clerk hungrier than thou? |
Where Strippers Eat the Next Day? |
Okay, it's a Pizza George... |
| Junk Food George |
|
Java Georges
Those Coffee-Loving Java-Jive Georges all get to Starbucks eventually... |
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| Be Here Now |
A long way for a cuppa joe |
Billy Dee's WG Experience... |
Down Under |
SBUX INDY |
| NY fix |
Higher Grounds |
Regretting the Joe |
He didn't get a donut?? |
Having a Cup or Two |
| Java Loading! |
That 6 hour Coffee Buzz... |
From the Starbucks right near Apple |
Starbucks direct hit |
Let's hope it's espresso! |
| I'm at a loss for words here. |
There's no place like home |
Geez...My Georges love java |
Hook 'em horns! UT, Austin |
Starbucks Austin, TX |
| Starbucks Houston, TX |
The Gainesville Texas Starbucks |
Two Coffee Shops (one a Starbucks!) |
Coffee anyone? |
|
Utterly Unoriginal
We've heard 'em before... No doubt we'll hear 'em again! |
|---|
| You don't say! |
Got it...somewheres |
"It's a dollar" |
Do hookers even HAVE change? |
George Gets Juiced |
| Wanted: Dead or Alive |
How long has it been treading water |
George didn't do it! |
George *really* needs a bath! |
Dropped in toilet,but I washed it |
| That's expensive toilet paper. |
Been there, Read that. |
Don't Bother |
Good thing I use waterproof ink! |
These people sure have a fetish |
| Here there and everywhere |
My, she really gets around! |
Again with that One-Legged stuff... |
Hope they were clean... |
Is -every- bill found in a toilet? |
| Beer Flush? |
|
Famous Georges
Now appearing in prominent places |
|---|
| A bill sent in homage |
Tony Dungy and Joseph Addai - NOT! |
Autographed by Teller |
Well, he's SOON to be famous, |
From Star Wars to State Dept. |
| Went to the George Convention! |
Which Bill do you mean? |
George is Rockin' |
Grateful George "Ridin' that Train" |
This George will become ART! |
| Well, famous if you never sleep... |
Kid knows his history |
I doubt it... (Not about the juice) |
George, meet George. (No smoking!) |
Trying not to be recognized |
| Limo Driver to the Stars |
Could it be...Saddam? Probably not. |
National Park George |
Wonder if Jennifer Aniston knows... |
George at deepest lake in the US |
| George Runs NY Marathon w/ P Diddy |
In DC, headed to visit GWB? |
Alex visits his buddies in SD |
Listen to Ahhnald |
Wonder if he dribbled his dinner... |
| I'm going to be famous |
Quite a Dashing George |
He wants you to know he's famous! |
Yep, it's me |
Watching over the Booze |
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Politically Speaking
If nominated I will not run. If elected I will not spend. |
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| Republican Math? |
Carter was president |
Ralph Nader rocks |
Escaped the rural ghetto but... |
North Dakota is doing BADLY |
| Four more years, heaven help us |
The OTHER George |
Peacenik George goes to war |
George devastates George |
Deadly Union Busting Town of Song |
| Sad in 3rd World America |
Darn straight! |
Please, tell us how you really feel |
George is smaller after taxes |
George Kerry? |
| Just like most politicians. |
Dick Cheyney enters a bill??? |
Could they -do- that? |
George is okay, but... |
Haiku? Well almost. But not quite. |
| Peace Action George |
Abe on two wheels |
Smoke 'em if you got 'em |
Bill Bradley Bill |
Winning one voter at a time |
| Way too much ash dumping. |
|
G.I. Georges
George Fights for Freedom! |
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| From "south of town" to G |
But no purple heart |
Quantico |
Cross Country The Long Way |
434th Air Refueling Wing |
| Serving our Country in Iraq |
From Germany to Iraq: OEF 1 |
GeorgeShops in Iraq |
First Vacation for This Soldier |
Protest George Wounded in Action |
| George Goes Home |
Iraq Poker Game |
And we're glad you're both back! |
Fast Track to Iraq: 2,195 MPD! |
Today's Secret Mission: Tampax |
| Quietly Guarding the Coast! |
NATO Headquarters! |
Camp Anaconda - Iraq |
Joint Endeavor |
Saddam's Presidential Palace |
|
Well-Traveled Georges
Around the World in 80 days...or so |
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| 1137 miles in seven days. |
The Arab Emirate of Qatar! |
Run for the Border! |
Dream a little dream... |
Djibouti, Africa. |
| Copenhagen, Denmark. |
From Coast to Coast. |
All the way down the East Coast. |
From Manhattan to South California. |
To Hawaii and back |
| Patriotic George buying beer? |
My first hit in Australia |
McMurdo Station, Antarctica |
HI to AR to OK |
Indy to CA via Netherlands Antilles |
| George travelled 4,000 miles. |
Backtrack X 2 - Bisected Map Line |
KS to Korea To Louisianna |
Kansas to Missouri via Samoa |
Bouncing Around like The Flash |
| 86 Miles in 5 1/2 Years |
31,000+ miles! |
5 days NY to Annapolis to Australia |
My first 6-Hitter ILx3 KSx2 M0x1 |
Coast to coast and back |
| Wisconsin Luvs WG!! |
5301 Miles in 31 days/4 Entries |
Ohio - Hawaii - New Zealand |
Coming Back Home From Amsterdam! |
3 entries...3 colors...3 countries |
| Coast to coast in one day! |
1027 miles in 1 day! Beat that... |
California sleeper. |
Purty Jessica visits Russia! |
I hope that Five is alright... |
| 1,031 miles per day to Pago Pago! |
Fidel's Parisian Adventure! |
George hits the road! |
Japan and Back - 10,000+ Miles |
4780 miles |
| Tell Putin we said "Hi!" |
That's a *fast* George! |
Delaware to SF to OZ!! Wow! |
All that way for some *paper* ?? |
George Looks for Home |
| The Far East is West from Here! |
A Natty Hat and a Nifty Car! |
Well it went to a land down under.. |
7 states in 7 entries: Wow! |
Homing George |
| Hawaii to Minnesota via London! |
Turning Japanese |
European WG fantasy??? |
What goes up... |
Oklahoma to Thailand to BC, wow! |
| 1/2 way round the world in 1/2 a yr |
Fast movin' from Hawaii to Canada |
Beach Bound Bill |
MI to Bora Bora & back :) Right |
Airport Georges Really Fly! |
| George Loves that Colder Weather |
Will Sir George get home? |
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Grove-ites
Willow Grove, Cedar Grove, Buffalo Grove... If the town's a Grove, it belongs here! |
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| Garden Grove, Cal. |
Cottage Grove, Minn TWICE |
Is Grover included? |
You don't say |
Well, not exactly... |
| Looky what's in da Forest |
My gr-gr-gr-aunt grew in this Grove |
I hope he didn't die of dehydration |
Created the category, got a hit! |
They're not herds anymore? |
| Willow Grove - My old home town! |
|
Procrastinators
I've had that bill for weeks, maybe I'll enter it tomorrow. |
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| how long can I carry george with me |
forgetfulness |
Big Wait From Big Boy |
Under a stack of papers |
Xmas procrastinator |
| Been packing it around |
"Carried it around" |
A "Savage" Procrastinator |
Found unpacking groceries? |
It's about time you remembered |
| Ya shoulda waited till Jesus comes. |
In Your Wallet For A Year? |
Appropiately Named Town |
Appropiately Named Town |
Procrastination as a lifestyle... |
| Still not sure it's free yet |
Prized and Organized |
Better late than never! |
Procrastination or willpower? |
Several Weeks Later |
| Makes you wonder why... |
I'll bet you got it in Aruba... |
We are procrastinators-we admit it. |
Gold Medal for Procrastination!! |
George gets paroled! |
| Just don't do it again! |
That cat must be hungry by now!! |
Sarah & Scott can double your money |
Lazy bowler! |
George escapes! |
| Rec'd as a tip a few years ago |
Looking at the Sea Over in England |
2+ years captive- from WA to AZ |
8 Months in a Long Beach Drawer |
In my wallet awhile |
| Uh oh, George disappeared |
Been on the fridge |
Threw George in a desk drawer |
|
Sporting Georges
George goes to the Game! Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack! |
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| my story in a nutshell |
Pittsburgh sports, yeah!! |
Texas Motor Speedway |
Pittsburgh Teams! Yeah! |
Go Pens!! |
| Yankee stadium! |
Arena Football |
"Blue Horseshoe" George |
No joke, go Twins |
College, curling, stripping! |
| Casino, then hang gliding! |
Trap |
Indians Triple A Baseball |
Wood or Water? |
Rodeo! |
| Dale Jarrett souvenir trailer |
Indoor Competition |
Meet Wrestling George |
Skate Away |
George Bowls Again |
| George Goes Bowling |
George at an NFL game |
george lost his wooden teeth |
Biker to Biker |
George pays off the refs!! |
| George goes racing. |
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News of the Day
Entries Related to Current Events |
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| New Orleans refugees |
Stolen bikes on campus |
E coli scare |
Marlins lose tonight |
City in a media spotlight |
| Sports logo controversy |
An important high court ruling |
George saves a life |
Hurricane Katrina |
The Proud Mom! |
| My buddy... |
Let's talk about ME! |
This is cool. |
The Terri Schiavo Fiasco |
George Follows Famous Footsteps |
| Lucky George |
Gone to the dogs. |
Hit at ALCS playoffs |
Overseas - the bill, or the ex? |
This George Speaks for Himself! |
| Shuttle Columbia Disaster |
Hurricane George |
Keeping it in the Family! |
Sexy White Hair |
Planet X will Change Everything! |
| Doesn't Your Household Have One? |
Goosen Takes 104th U.S. Open |
P.S. Fuggetaboudit! (Brooklynese) |
Picture those dancing feet |
He still feels like a buck though! |
| Riding with the Tour Guide! |
Oxymoron. Moron. |
Head Medicine |
Will the Mauve Gucci Work in Hell? |
Now *that's* bill tracking, babe! |
| ...and I'm an Amberholic...? |
I vote for "Ben" myself... |
The Weather Report for Minot, ND! |
Hit on 9-11 |
Newborn Jack's 1st Cab Ride |
| 2003 KC Royals season wrapup |
World Series 2003 |
Bush hasn't started WW III yet |
Did the food cause the flight? |
Twin tornados miss in MidWest |
| Cold North Dakota Winters?!? |
The D.C. Snipers |
FunnyCide Wins Kentucky Derby |
George ships out. |
No more birthdays |
| Another Blackout Hit |
Blackout of 2003 |
|
Poetic Georgers
George is a poet but he sure doesn't know it |
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| I reject your reality |
Chai guy poem |
Cadillac Poetry |
Thus they too shall spend...? |
Sch-moo-zing? |
| Snoop Doggie 2 |
Huh? |
Fortune Cookie George? |
And yet, it was. |
Quite the "Man of the Metaphor" |
| Directions to the bathroom?? |
Snoop Doggy George! |
Someone get this guy a Prozac. |
Poetic But Not So Gramatic |
When Your Dollar Has Been Spent... |
| Poetic Aber in this case. |
No Writer's Block here! |
A poet, but doesn't know it... |
Now *that's* poetry baby! |
Truer words have ne'er been spoken. |
| Well.. that's to the point I guess |
How about a poetic city? |
...don't dead end it... |
Roses are red... |
...but how could I relinquish...? |
| George and I met for coffee... |
|
Picture Entries
Here's how some Georgers express themselves artistically |
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| Aces Full Mike |
Picturing...THE BILL ITSELF |
Ronald is Arrested |
Stunt George |
The Exterminator |
| NICE doggie!! |
Santa won't be back next year |
Fishing in the Vineyard |
Ronald gets caught |
Snowy Roll |
| Ascent/Descent of Man? |
Yellostone Park, and a Picture too! |
Firenze to Firenze |
CatSplat Fever |
Got a Barrel? |
| Pumpkin Puppies |
Is that a camel? |
May the George be with you! |
A Wild Abe (and friends!) |
Pig out!! |
| Blowin' in the wind... |
Hooray for Hollywood! |
Now that's a user note! |
E=Mc2 A picture is worth 1000 hits |
Greetings From Mars! |
| Happy St. Patrick's Day! |
Crazy or Happy? Which is it? |
Go Fly a Kite! |
Passion of the Christ Ticket Stubs |
Super Bowl 2004 |
| The Mustard is up in Napa Valley |
This Planet has a Problem... |
Lemonade anyone ! |
=^= Roy =^= |
Hooray for the Red White and Blue |
| The Mrs. |
SilverMarc's Picture Entry |
|
Yeah...right!
I wouldn't believe THAT if it jumped up and bit me. |
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| Genuine TX BS!!! |
I believe SOME of this |
Entered by a cool person. |
Roundtrip Florida |
Marijuana is legal????? |
| THE Joey Buttafuco?? |
Why were you looking there? |
George is not a druggie |
I sense a business opportunity here |
Welcome to Hawaii |
| Hooters toilet bowl |
Tree...? You decide. |
Still in good condition (the bill?) |
From one nude place to another! |
We represent the Lolly Pop League |
| Huh? What? I know I stamped it... |
Wrong on so many levels. |
But I'm just trying to keep it |
Was she SuperFreaky? |
And then the LSD wore off... |
| Looked in a mirror lately pal? |
Blew from Washington to California |
Gay Nordic Georging. |
He got the "dum" right. |
It's a "Jonas George!" |
| He won't be needing it anyway. |
94 MPH??? Does Abe have a jet ?? |
Crispy like fried chicken? |
Blame it on Rio |
I'm a professional... |
| Anatomy George-Too much Info for me |
Winnie the pooh |
Beware--scary clown under the bed |
Hardly a name to call a co-worker! |
Hope it's a Top Shelf bottle! |
| Hopefully it was just business |
Of a Biblical Magnitude |
|
Totally Off the Wall
We can't begin to understand what floats their boats... |
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| Close your eyes, George! |
George is free |
Money finds nupes |
Pronounced exactly as written! |
Freakin' Chunky |
| So It Says |
This bill is going to be a parrot? |
Keyboard Repeat...Onnnnnnn! |
Are you stalking me? |
Sold Wife |
| Pen-pal George. |
Rambling Nonsense |
George runs from Batman! |
Uhhhh.......??? |
Hope george didn't try to drive |
| ...Charles?? A faithful dollar...?? |
Was he the bride or the groom? |
German Rats? |
Uhh...what is? |
Dr. Who? |
| something fishy about this one? |
Normal bill, worth $1.07 !? |
George was doing what exactly? |
Tight Hamstrings? Yoga? |
George gets it in Brooklyn |
| He musta been playing pool |
Raged? It Is. No, it's snot! |
I hope he's a golfer! |
Erotic Variety Meat |
Is this a user note or singles ad? |
| Yep, happened to me too once. |
I hear George is low-carb. |
Good to see you again, Agent Mulder |
That's where I get -my- Georges! |
Go ahead, try to figure this out! |
| So does overdosing on catnip. |
But I guess other bills did... |
Bum George |
Watch out for that Blue Weed! |
Stream of Un-Consciousness... |
| Greenbackville? For NASA crab? |
I can think of worse places! |
Let me tell ya 'bout my best friend |
Wait.. Whose dad? What tastes good? |
Elvis has left the planet... |
| Maybe the 1st Gibbering George! |
How would he know? |
Help! I'm Trapped! |
That Bold Money Smell |
It's Not Your Father's Wall Street |
| The Fiber Frolic!!! |
OK, I'm confused - An Abe or a Ben? |
George was really Hernando? What? |
Killing for George? |
Sin is in the eye of the beholder |
| Keep your eyes peeled |
I love this bill like no other |
Cheech and Chong? |
That new car smell...? |
George and I are Naked Together |
| Scary George |
Poetically Inclined? |
Just plain nasty |
Hmm, Athlete's Foot anybody? |
FBI Dentistry Department |
| Money Management |
Smells Funny |
Back on the street again |
|
Duz gud spelin kount?
If yew cn reed this yore too cloase. |
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| I needz spelin an gramer lessinz |
Abe--Man of Steel |
They don't serve that at my Do |
"Used like a $5 hore" |
Nobody at this "hi skool" |
| Can't even spell LETTERS right |
Why all the headeche? |
Flamer |
disguisdingly badd speling skillz. |
From an accosiate |
| Dis guy can't spell. |
Charles Manson? |
How's that spelled again? |
Perhaps 12 years wasn't enuf! |
What about spelling abilities? |
| Need English lessons? |
Store a buck! |
Spelling AND grammar |
When or Went? |
"Boos he pay me" |
| Thief or Thrift?? |
Weird spelling |
He's not an English major! |
Misspelled George but still entered |
Boggles the mind. |
| Slo town playaz do summtin...? |
Shud bye a diktionerry |
Yea, but you *really* need school |
Creative made-up word of the day |
And then promptly ran out of gas |
| Hope you don't teach grammar!! |
For to buy a hat in Suitland. |
Stay in school, kids. |
All your bases are belong to us? |
IS BEEN AT OH, apparently. |
| Results of Public Education |
I'd like to buy a "period" |
This one has liffle flods. |
Ook-a-MaKoo was a Neanderthal Man.. |
Folded and Fadded in the Wah! |
| Better stay in school !!! |
Convientient??? Texas A&M 4 U |
Bad Bad Grammar! |
Future College Graduate?? YIKES |
What fair? |
| Lots of Misspelled Fun in Allston |
Flodered and Riped |
Take the pen out of your mouth? |
From an accosiate |
whatdoesthissay? |
| It is whriten. |
Doesntthisdude haveaspacebar? |
Subways can do this fer u 2 !!! |
The sine of a gude edumacation |
Cute as the dickens |
| Iz this fer reele? |
|
Foreign US Cities
George Travels the World Without Leaving the USA! |
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| The Yukon Pa territory?? |
Oh, Toronto OH?? |
All roads lead to Rome. |
Venice, FLORIDA |
New Prague, Minnesota |
| Sparta in WISCONSIN |
Oh little town of... |
Not Uruguay, MINNESOTA |
I said Oslo, MINNESOTA |
New London, Minnesota |
| I said Lisbon NORTH DAKOTA |
I said Melbourne KENTUCKY |
Holland, Michigan TWICE |
Ich bin ein Berliner |
Two Purples in One Green |
| South and Central America |
Say Roo-Sha-Vill |
Pee-Roo |
George goes south of the border. |
But was he wearing a kilt? |
| On a Russian coffee? |
Swiss cheese on that pizza? |
Windmills, cheese and wooden shoes. |
George can be in 2 places at once?? |
A peice of Poland in Wisconsin |
| Parlez vous francais? |
Home of the Sausages...? |
Berlin, in New Jersey! |
Oklahoma Gold Rush? |
Canadian Captial Has Moved |
| Viva la France! |
Does George speak Italian? |
Ontario Moved for the Sunshine |
Napoleon slept here ... |
Alex in the Middle East |
| Poland in the "Show Me" state |
Lord Nelson to Assyria... |
Ancient Capital George? |
Venice - The Florida City of Canals |
A 2nd Moscow - in Pennsylvania |
| Louie XVI was the king of France... |
The Hat Capital of Europe |
They wear those wooden shoes right? |
The finish line was not in Poland |
I knew about GA but not WV |
| Bogota has moved -way- North! |
The Mysterious "AE" locale in ND |
Troy USA |
Florence USA |
Around the world in 43 days? |
| NY is full of these cities, Mon !!! |
Has anyone seen Helen ? |
The Beatles were from NY! |
The Capital of Ireland has moved |
Damascus is closer than you think! |
| Greetings From Neptune! |
From Ohio, with love... |
One sexy Havana (B)abe... |
Don't drink the water. |
Cairo's in Georgia too! |
| Cairo's Not in Egypt Anymore |
A different Lebanon x 2 |
The village of Jesus...East coast? |
Back in the U.S.S... A |
Not France |
| Berlin |
Lebanon |
Can you really buy anything at all? |
Liverpool moved too! |
The London of the East |
| Hebron Moved to Connecticut |
Drug Store in Holland |
The North Pole has moved to the USA |
G'Day from Florida |
Tropical Forest in Missouri |
| Wounded in Rome |
There's a Belfast here too |
Not much to say in Peru |
Venus de Georgeo |
Egyptian Bazaar |
| George sagt hallo aus Deutschland! |
Planetary Travels |
Does "Off-World" Count? |
Arrivederci Georgio! |
A different word for EVERYTHING |
| THIS is Mexico?!? |
Bagdad USA |
Denmark, USA |
|
Geographilia
George visits those misplaced US cities no matter where they try to hide! |
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| Rochester, Pa?? |
Liverpool - The Fab Four! |
Oh, -that- Versailles |
"Not to be confused with...&qu |
Houston, MINNESOTA |
| George goes fishing. |
At the end of the trail |
Wherever you may Rome... |
George views the Great Red Spot. |
I've been everywhere, man! |
| Cat got George's tongue? |
Taken over the whole state! |
Superman is a Georger!! |
George goes down the toilet. |
Shrinking State of Wyoming |
| Where Mary-Kate and Ashley live. |
George gets himself clean. |
George views the Nothern Lights. |
Movies are made in Florida?? |
George makes it to paradise. |
| Or-we-gone to Illinois?? |
Zion St. pizza to Zion, IL pizza! |
From Denver to...Denver?? |
Hoosier Daddy...? |
Rough and Ready, We're in... |
| Strange music biz? |
Oh, yes ... it's not NJ |
No bragging on this trip |
So much for Holy Redemption... |
A state within a state |
| I thought that was in Oregon |
A rather odd place |
What a name for a town! |
New way to go in Michigan |
Where the NORMAL people live |
| Musta been Injuns - To the Fort! |
New spot for your American Express |
Our Nation's Capitol - Centralized |
Wait persons are flocking here! |
Too much booze? Too far away? |
| Carrie Nation's hometown |
Thought it was just a state... |
Is this where Mr. Rogers Went? |
A hick town if ever there... |
Yum! More Latex please! |
| An explosive place |
There really IS such a place? |
Actually, Closer to the East Coast |
Something to Brighton up my day |
Quick bite from the Big Apple |
| A Saint Goes A-Swimming |
Must have been named by mistake! |
Middlesex County Cloned |
The Golden State, Old Line State |
Symmetry! Such an obsessive! ;-) |
| Santa is a Georger!! |
Oklahoma. Not Kansas. OK? |
Island hopping. Or maybe bounding. |
Is this town near Lost Wages? |
California East |
| The Far Far East... |
City-States? |
People as Places |
Love Those Lakes! |
Martha's Inn, George, WA |
| The Big Apple - Midwest! |
Midwest Buffalo? |
Phoenix left a forwarding address |
Sin City went where? |
Detroit...not Michigan |
| Manhattan has moved to the Midwest |
Heading for the Hills |
Hastings, Oswego, Hastings, Oswego! |
Avon to Nova - Mirror Image Cities |
|
Low Mileage Georges
Slowpokes with several hits who barely left town |
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| 7 year itch |
Hanging Around Arkansas |
Love Ludlow Massachusetts |
5 Years and Zero Miles |
A San Francisco Bill Loves TN |
| Hanging in Houston |
Never Left Town |
7 Entries Only 194 Miles |
2.9 Miles in 3 years. |
Not far, and back where it started |
| Just Hanging Out in Connecticut! |
40 miles in 3-1/2 years! |
Round on Both Ends |
From New to Worn in 1.6 Miles! |
I could crawl further in two years! |
| Michigan Wanderer |
Lotsa hits in one state |
Bored students project... |
11 miles in 3 years... |
Arkansas Traveler? |
| Touring the Land of Lincoln |
Zapped in North Dakota |
Your Secret Is Out! |
8 entries around Boston |
Stuck in St. Charles |
| Philadelphia to the 5th power |
13 Miles! 5 hits, 201 Days, 3 Towns |
He found a town he liked and stayed |
14 Miles! 5 Hits, 313 Days, 2 Towns |
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Colorful Places
George visits cities, towns, hamlets and villages with a Color in its name. |
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| Black River Falls, Wisc. |
Whitehall, Wisconsin |
Redfield, South Dakota |
Blacklick, Ohio |
Green Bay, Wisc. |
| Red Wing, Minnesota |
Blackduck, Minn. |
Not Apples |
Thanks, bro! |
What more can I say? |
| Can't Burn This One |
Seasonal Shade |
Dive in! |
Sling-apore |
Dark Green |
| Can't See The Forest |
Where Michael Jackson lives? |
Apparently someone ate licorice... |
Green...like George's backside |
What color? Use your imagination! |
| Wow!Greenville Ave to Greenville,TX |
This George went to...Georgetown! |
It's Green....land that is.... |
X-Mas time is here-dingdingding |
British palace turns green |
| I'll drink to that! |
Well, it's a pattern if not a color |
Is this town near Dan Akroyd VA? |
Kind of a Light Brown I'd guess... |
It looks blue from space too! |
| A different shade of Orange? |
An Achromatic Color... |
Black, the absence of color... |
White, the mix of all colors... |
An Intense Shade of Red |
| A Beautiful Shade of Blue |
An East Coast Orange City |
Blue would be nice for our bell |
Orange you glad I posted this? |
Ben goes to White City |
| Bland is the "color" of this place |
Let's paint the town kind of red! |
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Honest... I found it on the Moon!
I found this bill in a really cool faraway city, but I entered it back home in boring old Anytown, USA. |
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| London or never left Minnesota? |
Trip to Mars |
"I'm in Argentina, now&qu |
O'Hare? Or just HERE? |
Disneyworld, maybe? |
| Overshot Virgin Islands |
what kind of "greece?" |
Went two cool places, neither shows |
You brought it home? |
Still don't have Florida |
| Hot Mexican Honeymoon! |
Mama in the Sahara |
Magical George |
I guess we'll see about that! |
What star does planet Vegus orbit?? |
| Even further away than the moon! |
Why???? |
Bill |
Why Did You Bring It Back!? |
Where'd you find it? |
| Didn't have Aruba. Still Don't. |
Don't You Just HATE These... |
Buried for 199 days? |
Couldn't stay for the cheese? |
Thanks for bringing it back...Grrrr |
| George...Supposedly in Tokyo? |
George is seeing the world!!! |
A Martian from Ord? Nope, try Ork! |
George heads for the Border! |
And I *REALLY* wanted a hit in NV!! |
| That's some odd bait... |
I wish... |
And I really NEED Nevada! |
Costa Rica my eye! |
George Honeymoons in Tokyo |
| Hawaii!! Or not... |
George the sun worshipper |
Uhhh... Where? |
It's in Lithuania |
Sure fits the category! |
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Chatterbox Georges
These Georges have an awful lot to say! |
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| Yes, *someone* wanted to know |
too many decisions |
Difference of opinion |
"Avacodo Crisis" And More |
Everybody loves ROLAND |
| User actually ran out of words |
Now you'll know it all |
Is this reall? |
Chatty In MI with no Toilet Paper |
Freakin' Out in MO |
| I'm spent just reading it! |
Beer, Shrooms, & Snow! |
How about a 7,000 word essay? |
Everybody Please be Quiet! |
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Sterile Georges
Plenty of Hits but "George Ain't Talkin!" |
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| Mute, Low Mileage, loves Fontana! |
C'mon George, don't be shy! |
7665 Miles Without a Peep |
George, please say something |
Mum's the word |
| Quiet George |
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Love & Kisses
George whispers "Sweet Nothings" in someone's ear... |
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| Simply Said... |
Love's consequences |
I'll love her some 4 U |
Juggling women |
"Damn, that girl was flexible& |
| And did your cargo impress her? |
Met her on the INTERNET, baby |
First date bill |
Boyfriend knew where to take her! |
Hey, I'll pay you for it |
| 'X' Dance |
I love what you've done! |
Who, me? |
This Mai Tai is on me! |
How cute.... |
| & condoms? |
Everyone loves George! |
She said Yes |
Interesting Match for George |
Mr Hamilton is a Player!! |
| What a Choice! |
He was known for those eyes! |
She's not playing hard to get! |
Everybody Loves George |
Women must love those wooden teeth |
| Lovely Abe! |
George shares the love! |
George gets a smooch!! |
Ladies, This Abe is Single! |
About this bill... |
| You know it's true |
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Those Fabulous Fifties
The Hits Would Keep on Coming - If They Weren't So Hard to Get! |
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| Odd, but a hit |
The south prints its own fifties |
Grant drunk in the shower again |
Grant takes...Nairobi? |
And spent $50 at the Emergency Room |
| Rebecca's Graduation gift :) |
This 50 runs with a bad crowd! |
I suggested this category! Fast 50! |
This Ulysses is on the Move! |
Those West Coast Girls are Hip... |
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Those Big Bens!
Hits on Hundreds, C-Notes, Ben Franklins, and the rest can just step aside |
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| Ben Goes to the Devil |
Speedy Drink then Drive Ben |
Ben's been asleep a long time! |
Almost 4 Years for this Benjamin |
A quick trip from bank to boat |
| Franklin Frees Floridian |
Ben attracts chicks! |
Off to "Lost Wages" |
Ben Escaped From the Bank Too! |
Ben buys a heifer! |
| From Sin City to the Midwest... |
First $100 hit, best user note |
Old-style Ben serves privately |
Ben woke up after a long nap |
$98 meal ? |
| Found a Wild Ben! |
Industrial Bellybutton's 200th |
Mom's $100 wins at Blackjack! |
Hundred Bucks Still Going Strong! |
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Time is Money
Unusual Travel Time and Date Coincidences |
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| Abilene, TX to Dubuque, IA |
Twenty Two Rules! |
Hit 4200 + 4400 (Does this count?) |
On his birthday |
3 out of 4 aint bad |
| 111 days, 11 hrs, 11 mins, 11 mpd |
twenty twos to you too |
two twenty two too |
This guy can't tell time! |
11 minutes |
| A BIG Snoozer |
long time sleeper |
One minute too late! |
Like Clockwork-Almost to the minute |
Ageing George |
| It's The Beast...666!! |
Once a year, so far |
1000 miles on the nose |
141 Miles in 141 Days |
100, 10, 10 on 10th day of month! |
| No Hours. No Minutes. No Seconds. |
This George only visits in July! |
This Series 1969 is one old George! |
SuperSonic Alex! 1,266 MPD! |
11 days, 11 hours, and 11 minutes |
| Not serendipitous, but still cool |
3 Years exactly (or so it says...) |
100 Days to the minute! |
How did it know? |
33 days, 3 hours, 3 minutes |
| 1 Year on the mark |
2nd hit = 2 days, 2 hours, 2 minute |
And on the 7th Day George Rested |
23...23...23...23 |
18 Days, 18 Hours, 18 Minutes |
| 5 Hours |
one bill, two nifty time travels! |
94 days even |
1 year, 1 day, 1 hour, 1 minute |
3 times 15 equals 45 |
| Countdown time |
30 days, even |
Christmas Magic |
Almost Precisely One Year |
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Significant Milestones
Oldest... Fastest... Sleepiest... and so on |
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| Two Utility Bills In A Row--Weird! |
Two New Year's Eve Hits--Weird |
Hit in 4 hours, 33 minutes |
Just couldn't believe it |
A wonderful, memorable day |
| 7 year sleeper |
WOW 50 minutes I'll never beat |
My longest sleeper-over 6 years! |
1500th Bill W/ Hit |
A Sleepy Andy - 5 Years 309 Days |
| 5 Years and 37 Days - Comatose! |
Ryan-Deer's 4000th |
Milestone Bill - #1000 |
Entry to Hit in under 6 hours! |
Two hits in less than a day!!! |
| 5 Years 134 Days! Whatta Sleeper! |
Raggedy but 11 hits! Going Strong! |
Double hitter in less than 6 hours! |
A Double Hitter in less than a Day! |
Ended up in someone's Drawer |
| 5 Yrs, 12 Days - Sleepiest for now! |
Two hits, two new states |
5 years asleep - Less than 3 miles! |
Unmarked I woke up 2 years 249 days |
If you Nag they will come. |
| Sleeper worth a mention |
My first stealth bill to get a hit |
Sleeper of the "Century" |
7 hits, Only 683 miles |
4 Years, 181 Days, 3 Hrs, 16 Mins |
| 4 Years, 151 Days, 22 Hrs, 45 Mins |
4 Years, 80 Days, 19 Hours |
This may be the 1st George! |
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First Bill Hit
The First is always the Best! |
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| Try explaining this to your wife... |
Seven Hours, WOW! |
First $2 hit and international hit! |
Been There, Done That |
1st Bill & Hit - Under 23 Hours! |
| My First Franklin! |
My start: First wild I ever found |
First International Hit! Yay!!! |
Yay first hit! |
First out of state hit--California! |
| ATM's First Hit! - 2003 |
=^=ROY=^='s 1st Bill & 1st Wild |
Rob's 1st - 7 Days 2006 Miles! |
1st hit in less than 48 hours! |
George prefers FL sunshine! |
| First hit came on Christmas Eve!! |
First hit was a 2 hit day |
George hit the NYS thruway! |
1st hit, 2-hit, 3-hit, & 4-hitter! |
First wild + first hit = addict |
| My first user note.. gee thanks... |
1st Hit for PsychProf |
8 days and on my 20th bill entered |
Night Hawks first hit |
To the next town to get his fix... |
| Christopher's first quick hit |
Timothy (in VA)'s first hit! |
SpiritWing's First Hit |
Ah, the first time! |
Mr. Amanda's 1st hit |
| Took almost 3 years!!! |
Charlie V's first hit |
First hit and first two hitter! |
A star of a hit |
Gideons first hit! |
| Mikul's first hit! |
Took me sevral months, but i got it |
SilverMarc's Hit # 1 |
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First Georged Bill
Our Very First Marked Bills (just one post to a customer of course!) |
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| We'll never see this one again |
This site it a joke! |
My first entry, no luck so far!! |
Wild bill that turned me on to WG |
George, where are you? |
| Missing in action for 4 years |
Yosemite's 1st was a Wild! |
Rowan still waiting for a hit |
The bill that got me Addicted |
Skeptic's 1st Bill |
| My first wild but not my first bill |
Must be still snoozin' away. |
My first wild that hooked me on WG |
Mr. Amanda's 1st entered. |
First Entry, First Hit, C-Note |
| Still Hitless on SilverMarc's 1st |
Crappy pen = forever hitless? |
Chris from Pontiac Michigan |
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Commemorative Georges
Bill Entries in memory of fellow Georgers who have shuffled off this mortal coil |
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| Happy Homeless Fellow |
President Ford's Funeral |
Happer note, A HAPPY BIRTHDAY BILL |
Now Nikes advertising on money? |
Idaho! Just DE,HI,SD to go |
| I lived on Wood St.Chitow. til 1982 |
Red Sox make history |
Congratulations! |
George is gonna need AA soon!!! |
1st Hit on a "Tillman" Bill |
| World Trade Center Bill |
Remembering our troops. |
Remembering the Columbia Astronauts |
Anceint Chineese Secret |
George C. Memorial Ballon Bill |
| In Memory of Major Splinter 1 of 43 |
Columbia Memorial Bill |
I Still Miss Mitch! |
Maxwell Q. worked for this Squadron |
A Bill for Savur |
| For Jerry in the Desert |
A Mitch bill in good condition |
Not actually dead, only lurking... |
STS-107 Memorial Bill Hit #4 |
M I T C H Memorial Bill Hit #14 |
| Fair thee well Columbia RIP |
RIP Roger of Severn, MD |
Fly George Fly |
In Memory of Mitch |
First Mitch Memorial Bill Hit |
| In Memory of Len from Salem, OR |
Jerry in the Desert Memorial Hit |
In Memory of an Unknown Georger |
In Memory of Savur. R.I.P |
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GeoCache Georges
The Search Goes On |
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| Escape from a GeoCache! |
GeoCache sleeper |
From library to Geocache what next? |
Does that make this a Tree-ocache?? |
The evils of Geocaching redux |
| Out of a cache-back to circulation |
Didn't begin as Cache cash |
The Evils of GeoCaching! |
